id love to hear from aussie girls, what works what doesnt.
2007-11-02 17:33:47 · 19 answers · asked by insainejobhunter 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Im rich.
2007-11-02 17:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1."can i please have a photo of u?"
"why?"
"so i can show santa what i want 4 christmas"
2."Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist"
3."Have you ever been to Venice?"
"No why?"
"Well it was the most beautiful thing
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes"
4."You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me"
5."I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list"
6."Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
7."If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about...5 cents"
8."Can I borrow a quarter?"
"What for?"
"... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
2007-11-03 00:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My personal favorites:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Is your father a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Are you an astronaut? Because your body is out of this world.
(Lick your finger and touch their shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
...hahaha i love those, sorry if you get slapped. but if i got one of them i'd laugh - i think they're a great way to break the ice, and it shows you have a sense of humor.
2007-11-03 00:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
hi
2007-11-03 00:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by brightstar65 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use a bad first pick up line, then when she splashes a drink on you, you say "Did you just spill a drink on me or am I way to exsited to see you?"
or
"Are you from heaven? Cause I have an erection"
2007-11-03 00:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi...I'm Tom Brady.
2007-11-03 00:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ray C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not "Aussie" but....
"I seemed to have lost my phone number so may I have yours?"
2007-11-03 00:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Hey...
2. you: OMG! You have a dicfour on your forehead!!!
Her: Whats a Dicfour?!
you: I'll show you.
Yeah i know its stupid. just go with number 1.
2007-11-03 00:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by Reetchie12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i aint no aussie but here goes.. hey baby nice shoes wanna screw around?
2007-11-03 00:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
But only if you're into math ;-)
2007-11-03 00:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by Nellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever
2007-11-03 00:37:25 · answer #11 · answered by **Arlene13** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋