A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
"So where is he?"
"Oh, that's him I have on my back."
2007-11-02 17:06:16 · 21 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one, enjoy!And do star it too if u like it:-)
2007-11-02 17:06:55 · update #1
cute. :)
2007-11-02 17:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did the wife never advice her husband the effects. She should show some nags. Hehehehe. It was a good one!
2007-11-02 17:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that's another good joke and a good belly laugh, makes you want to cross your legs when you are reading it though!
2016-04-02 01:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redcal beat me to it. Good answer sir. Oh yeah, was someone else talking?
2007-11-02 17:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes men never listen. a star
2007-11-02 21:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He DID listen he just wanted to be able to "suck" her B@@BS Nursing for an eternity...what a tit mans dream..
2007-11-02 17:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by DrK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sure. Men get jealous easily
:p muahahaah
2007-11-02 21:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Tsarey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol, thats a good one :)
Women don't talk too much, its their job, its the mans job to sit back, relax and listen to her
2007-11-02 17:08:52 · answer #8 · answered by Peter R 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats very funny! And so true!!
2007-11-02 17:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
2007-11-02 17:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by oldschoolelf 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute! And true=)
2007-11-02 17:09:23 · answer #11 · answered by Lynn A 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋