what insulting poem can i say to get revenge?

Question

i was at school and this boy is saying a mean poem to me and my friends and i want to get him back somehow the poem he says to us goes, roses are red tires are black why is your chest as flat as your back. so what poem can i say back to him that starts with roses are red? and make sure it's not too long about the same size as the other poem.

Answer 1

Roses are red
Glue makes it stick
You're a little boy
With a tiny baby ****.

Answer 2

Lovely

Answer 3

roses are red voiliets r blue, why is your face as ugly as poo

but dont play his game, be the bbigga person but that there should piss him off

Answer 4

you dont need to stoop down to his level. you should say:::
wow u must have spent -MONTHS- trying to write that. im glad you finally finished though!!
**that would kill 'em. **

if your not that kind of person heres one:

roses are red tires are black why ISNT your chest as flat as your back??
or
roses are red ..............im sorry im not really good at these... sorry =D

x0x0

Answer 5

roses are as red as your zit,from your back to your face it says yo mama all over it ugly and fat,yo mama so poor she steals free bread,bread is for pigeons but both you and your mom are animals since you saying stuff about me personally how you get your rack?

Answer 6

Make him sound stupid for saying a poem. (Too much of a girly boy to say it to your face)

Answer 7

Roses are red
Violets are pinky
How in the world
Did your winky get so dinky?

Answer 8

Just say, "What a cute poem!" Love your enemies, it will drive them CRAZY!!!!

Answer 9

don't play his game. laugh at him and tell him wow, you are just so cool. ask him if he is compensating for his own inadequacies.

Answer 10

roses are red, violets are blue and YOU SUCK!