A Texan goes into an outback pub in Australia and says 'Y' know this country might be big, but back home I've got a horse that takes a whole week to ride round my ranch' The bartender replies, 'I know what Y mean, mate. I had a horse like that once - I had to shoot the lazy bast**d.
What's the definition of Australian aristocracy? A man who can trace is ancestry back to his father.
An Aussie sees a gorgeous woman at a party and asks if she'd like to have sex. 'Certainly not.' replies the woman. 'Fair enough,' says the Aussie. 'But would you mind lying down while I have some.'
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over.'
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat? He eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
An Englishman is applying for emigration to Australia. 'Do you have a criminal record? asks the emigration official. 'No,' says the Englishman, 'Do I need one?'
What's the Cuban National Anthem? Row, Row, Row your Boat
I just put that one in for fun.
2007-11-02 14:55:34 · 13 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Sounds about right.
2007-11-02 15:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-02 18:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl.
I'm Australian.
Lol.
Very funny.
xoxo
2007-11-02 16:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent. you gotta love the aussies except when it comes to the ashes
2007-11-02 15:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmao i really liked the last one
2007-11-02 15:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee. not an aussie but still funny! good one!
2007-11-02 15:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that made my Day
2007-11-02 22:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Thank you. lol
2007-11-02 22:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are getting naughty funny thou
2007-11-02 22:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
ROFLMAO
star4u
2007-11-02 15:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋