Death the Afterlife?

Question

Two priests die and go to Heaven. Unfortunately a backlog of work means that Saint Peter can't let them in straight away. Rather than have them hanging around in limbo, Saint Peter tells them that they can return to earth for one week in any form they wish. They can be what they like and do what they like. The First Priest says 'I always wanted to be an eagle soaring about the clouds.' The second Priest says 'Well if I can do anything, I'd like to be a stud.' Saint Peter grants them their wishes and off they go. A week later God asks Peter if Heaven is ready to receive the Priests. 'Yes.' says Peter, 'I've sent off angels to bring them back now.' 'Won't they be difficult to find' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' The eagle is flying around the Rockies.' 'And what about the stud' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' Oh, he's on a tyre in Alaska

Answer 1

Good one thanks for sharing. lol

Answer 2

Lmao
funny
10/10
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Answer 3

The logical answer IS interior the bible, there is not any after existence, in the experience that your ineffective youre in a state of no longer understanding or doing any element in any respect. You ever heard the expression ineffective as a door nob? quite its actual. whilst a guy or woman die they're in a state of state of being inactive , merely as in case you have been in a deep sleep different than you wont be dreaming. a guy or woman is familiar with whilst they bypass to sleep yet doesnt quite understand your sleep whilst your sound asleep. till you have a bad dream or something in step with hazard even a solid dream. My factor is despite if demise is greater like sleep as Jesus himself positioned it. yet your sleep till somebody awakens you, which would be Jesus with the sound of the trumpet doing the resurrection. once you die you dont bypass off to heaven as they say, nor a place referred to as a burning hell (which got here from babylonish faith and greek mythology.) Theres lots of scriptures to back it up. Ecclesiastes 9:5,10. vs.5 For the living are wakeful that they are going to die, yet as for the ineffective, they're wakeful of no longer something in any respect, vs. 10 All that your hand reveals to do , do jointly with your very skill for there is not any paintings nor devising nor know-how nor understanding in She'ol, the placement to which you're going. (sheol is the hebrew term for grave). As for the demise is like sleep to Jesus on condition that he's the only with God's skill to resurrect whom he chooses. take any bible and examine those scriptures for greater information. John 11:11-14 John 11:24. Acts 23:15 John 5:28,29. (the resurrection wish) And as for the soul no longer demise going someplace uh uh uh, word Ezekiel 18:4 shows the soul can die. as quickly as a guy or woman is ineffective the soul is likewise at relax or ineffective additionally in case you will. its as much as God to despite in case you would be resurrected or no longer offered you're written interior the e book of existence that he's written up by out the an prolonged time. Malachi 3:15, Rev. 20:15. Even Abraham God's servant knew that the soul can die. Gen 12:13. to any extent further information necessary digital mail me i'm going to gladly clarify in a sprint greater factor, its too lots to form right here.

Answer 4

Ha Ha, cute :)
A reminder to be careful what you wish for.

Answer 5

I like it. Thank you. lol

Answer 6

very funnyyyyyyyyyyy

Answer 7

lol....reminds you to think before you speek....lol

Answer 8

nice!

Answer 9

i dont get it... did the punch line get cut off or something cus it looks like it did

someone explain please

Answer 10

ho ho ho another quality offering
starred again

Answer 11

erm....huh??




(sry to be dumb but....seriously....huh?!)