Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
or
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
2007-11-02 14:33:35 · 14 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why do you choose to post these hilairious offerings at this time of night. the jokes and riddles section has been crying out for postings like yours all day
starred
2007-11-02 15:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-02 18:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I said jokes like that about women I'd be branded a sexist and a misogynist.
2007-11-02 14:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by Neil G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, I liked the first one the best(again lol)
2007-11-02 14:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by babscabs 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute,lol boy luv yoyu and the joke
2007-11-02 14:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by lolsmileyface 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats rich boyo
2007-11-02 14:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by half-jaw 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
*cuts and pastes onto a new email*
I give you a star!
2007-11-02 14:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by doktorangbaliw 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-11-02 22:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-11-02 22:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...those are good especially the last one .....lmao
2007-11-02 15:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋