An elderley` man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.? he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeouspetite blonde walks by, and the man gets an erection. She notices and comes over to him she says, It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." she lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. He continues to explore He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The old man staggers back to the office and yells, "Here's my membership card keep the £250 membership fee." She says"You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month.I fart 15 times day."
2007-11-02 13:51:16 · 16 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
won't be going there any time soon
starred
2007-11-02 14:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-11-02 22:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-02 22:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
******
2007-11-02 18:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha Omg So Funny!!!
2016-04-02 01:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-11-02 14:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was only worth a small chuckle.
2007-11-02 13:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with dave writter.
2007-11-02 13:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so whats the point to this
2007-11-02 13:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by half-jaw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-11-02 22:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋