The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. "You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and
I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
2007-11-02 13:48:17 · 24 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!!!!!!! i like Paddy, he's funny...where can i find him?
2007-11-02 16:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've heard in a looong time! The punch line was the icing on the cake because before the very last statement, I sort of was thinking hmmmm that's a good thing that someone could use something that is not being used - then her husband's d_ _ _ wasn't being used ha ha ha!!! I bet there are quite a few husbands in real life that experience the same thing!!! ;-O
2016-04-02 01:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
Starred
2007-11-02 18:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-02 22:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well written out nice joke .
You get something i don't used--
ha. ha..a
2007-11-02 14:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hav a starr
2007-11-02 13:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-11-02 13:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamer984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
have a star
2007-11-02 14:14:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha
sounds like he should just keep the new woman
2007-11-02 13:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Thank you. lol
2007-11-02 22:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋