A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight. The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
2007-11-02 13:44:06 · 19 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good
2007-11-02 22:43:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-02 18:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-02 13:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-23 07:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH Quality. I love this one, I think it's my favourite I've seen on here. Very good.
2007-11-02 15:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. Good one. Not LOL funny, but at least heh funny.
2007-11-02 13:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by kvn8907 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-11-02 14:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamer984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good on keep doing these
2007-11-02 14:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by half-jaw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another excellent offering mate,
starred
2007-11-02 14:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
Öuch!
hubby's not going to like it.
Cheers
2007-11-02 13:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋