would I be invited???
I mean, I'm still alive, I smoke, I drink, I really really enjoy fornicating and I'm not married. I like to masturbate (a lot), I don't go to church (at all - ever), but I party like a rock star!!! I mean, my friends ALWAYS invite me to parties... I consider Jesus an all-around good guy and most good guys I meet I become friends with. So, those of you who already know him personally, do u think he'd let me in to his BASH to celebrate the birth of this great nation?!? I'd bring my own booze, of course. I'm no mooch.
2007-11-02 13:38:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
U tryin to say Jesus doesn't love America?!?
Then why, praytell, would he have given us the saints Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker???? And the good Fathers John Geoghan and Patrick Colleary??? Huh?? You tell me!!!
2007-11-02 13:48:43 · update #1
You probably wouldn't, because Jesus didn't hang around sinners when he was on Earth. He only hung around Magdelene who was a holy Prostitute, and a bunch of fishermen, who we know never do anything bad.
2007-11-02 13:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
4 of july is the day we would formally start up signing the assertion of Independence, that should at last cut back us unfastened from great Britain. So on the 4th of july human beings pass out and rejoice and occasion for the certainty we are residing in a unfastened united states. =]]
2016-11-10 02:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He came to seek and save the sinner like you and me - you would be there.
But he would have a few things to tell you about your life.
2007-11-02 13:48:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would Jesus throw a 4th of July bash?
2007-11-02 13:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by just some chick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't want booze at his party!!
2007-11-02 13:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by St. John Bosco 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think Jesus would celebrate a country that came about using war, murder, slavery, and oppression.
2007-11-02 13:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Geologist 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well maybe you could bring wine...
2007-11-02 13:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋