Four married guys go fishing.
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend! I had to promise my wife that I'll paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish until they realized the fourth guy hasn't said a word. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I gave my wife a nudge and asked, 'Fishing or Sex'? She said, 'Wear sun-block'."
2007-11-02 12:47:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Monkeynuts - you could always try but I really dont think that many women would really fall for it!! lol
2007-11-03 11:05:24 · update #1
D'ya think I'd get away with that?
2007-11-02 12:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-02 17:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 12:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...lol.
2007-11-02 13:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-11-02 12:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by tajme5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yup famous last words of alot of us.
2007-11-02 13:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-03 06:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
here have a star
2007-11-02 13:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-02 13:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-02 13:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by finn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋