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Okay, nearly every day I get called the same things. but whatever I come up with, It ends up seriously cheesy. So, I'm wondering if anyone else could come up with somthing better.

Okay, they are...

"Your a retard."
"Your really ugly."
"Your really stupid."
"Dumbass."
"This guy wants to go out with you.." <-- playing a joke on me.

Thats everything I honestly can think of that I need some comebacks for. So, I'll really appreciate it .xD

2007-11-02 12:42:43 · 12 answers · asked by Roxanne-Chan 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

"Your a retard."- And yet you just HAVE to engage me in conversation.

"Your really ugly."- But you still can't take your eyes off of me.

"Your really stupid."- But you still want to learn from me

"Dumbass."- Of course, unlike some people, I don't keep my brains there.

"This guy wants to go out with you.." - Jealous?


Even better is just to say, "You're so FUUNNNYYY!", and walk away.

2007-11-02 18:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by Gray Wanderer 7 · 1 0

That's it? Omg, if that's all I had to put up with I would be so happy. At least those insults are generalized. When the insults are directly aimed at you and specifically tailored for you, it really hurts.

Just walk away from those people. "Comebacks" will only make them want to keep calling you names.

2007-11-02 12:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're a retard = Smack to the throat
you're really ugly = kick to the scrotum
you're really stupid = fingers to the eyes
dumbass.... we'll if they still calling you names after the top 3 then you need some karate lessons

2007-11-03 01:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by andrew s 1 · 1 0

just say 'that's nice' or 'that's great' in a nonchalant/indifferent way, or in a very sarcastic voice 'Oh reallly' everytime they say that sh!t. theyll eventually get bored and leave you alone forever especially if you say it everytime they talk to you even when theyr askin a normal question lolllll

2007-11-02 14:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 0 0

In addition to just walking away, I would suggest this:

After they make their comment, slowly let your eyes go down their body. When you reach their belt area, smile as if you're trying not to laugh. Then look back up at them and walk away (still smiling). If they say something else as you walk away, just keep walking. next time you see them or they say something, just give them a smile.

2007-11-02 13:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by hill 5 · 0 1

1) takes one to know one
2) talking to yerself again are ya
3) ^ same as above
4) better than noass, which I can see that's about what you're gettin'
5) Öh really, and who's writing the 20 million dollar cheque to cover it.

hope you get em good

cheers

2007-11-02 12:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 2 1

your face is retarded
your face is really ugly
your face is really stupid
your face is a dumbass
(i do this ALL the time and it leaves people speechless. or you can shorten it to "your face")

that, or just tell them to go to helll

2007-11-02 12:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by puurplemooose 6 · 1 0

dumbass-than go take a ****
stupid-look whos talkin
ugly-i least im not the one who broke the mirror
retard-go look it up in the dictionary your picture will be there

2007-11-02 13:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ignore them. I had to put up with similar sh it when I was a teen as well.

2007-11-02 12:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0 0

if they say your ugly or your _____ ( whatever they say) just say gees ______( there name) dont talk about your mama that way....

If they say this guy wants to out with you
say i bet you do too or
well suck it up i know your jelouse

2007-11-05 14:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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