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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
The bartender says again, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states yet again, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs.”
The bear says, “I’m not on drugs.”
The bartender says, “You are now, that was a Barbitchyouate.”

2007-11-02 12:37:55 · 6 answers · asked by Fission Chips 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

hahahaha

good tongue twister also

Cheers

2007-11-02 12:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-02 13:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! I gave you a star

2007-11-02 13:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by celena 2 · 0 0

Heard it, but it's stull funny

2007-11-02 12:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by kvn8907 3 · 0 1

haha

lol

star4u

2007-11-02 12:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0 0

heard it

2007-11-02 12:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0 3

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