2007-11-02 12:05:52 · 38 answers · asked by Page 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wireless or Dial-up?
Purely curious.....
2007-11-02 12:06:42 · update #1
16kbps dial up.
He has a fig tree screensaver to curse at as he waits for pages to download.
2007-11-02 12:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Of course, God has internet access, maybe even dial up. We're talking about God, right? The Creator, right?
2007-11-02 12:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by Katty 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Believe it or not, God is one of my myspace friends.
I think he has wireless. If he had to wait for dial up, he'd be doing an awful lot of smiting. No one like to wait for pages to load.
2007-11-02 12:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lillith 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing is impossible for God. But there is no need for the Almighty to access internet. He knows everything and is the superset of internet and encyclopedias available.
2007-11-02 12:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sooraj Kumar 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God doesn't need a phone to see what is going on therefore all nil and void with the internet!
2007-11-02 12:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by meister 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If God is omnipresent, then I think technically God IS the internet, which has no physical manifestation.
In which case, I have to wonder why God manifests Himself as pornography so consistently?
2007-11-02 12:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Samsa 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't you think that if God had the Internet he would come on here and set us atheists straight?
2007-11-02 12:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
God has all of our internets surrounded. High speed satellite. Remember the word 'godspeed' in the bible? That was actually refering to his internet connection.
God doesn't play around with that dialup stuff.
2007-11-02 12:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well I'm wondering why there isn't "other side email," so I doubt it.
I mean come on...a god can do whatever it wants right? Let people talk to grandma after she dies.
2007-11-02 12:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
if god had Internet access he would unplug every no good person on the planet like 90 percent.
2007-11-02 12:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by traci c 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋