If sporks came from forks, why are there still spoons?
2007-11-02 11:56:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ha.
Too young?
I come from Hell--but the cartographers accidentally messed up; they wrote "Iowa" on maps.
What ELSE do you expect me to do, in this spork-forsaken place!?
2007-11-02 12:00:56 · update #1
sporks prove an intelligent designer.
"this spoon is alright, but it would be even better if it had a fork on it"
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2007-11-02 12:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Quailman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sporks are a transitional species between spoons and forks.
2007-11-02 12:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When kitchen utensils evolve, it doesn't necessarily eliminate the founding species. While the spork may have filled a certain evolutionary niche in the dining experience, the spoon remains vitally important in certain situations, mostly breakfast related. However, the two varieties often compete for the same resources, and therefore they will never be found in the same place setting.
2007-11-02 12:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mr.Samsa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're so mixed up! Forks came from Sporks.
Remember its the Spork before the Fork!
2007-11-02 12:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Umm... sporks, forks and spoons aren't a species. They are man-made from minerals from the earth. No wonder you don't understand the evolution of species....
2007-11-02 12:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by violet 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ahahahahahahahahahah!
*drink*
Aren't you a bit young to be dealing alcohol young lady?
Good point. Well, I'm not drinking alcohol anyway. It's Red Bull. And if I had to live in Iowa all riddled with sporks, I'd probably drink too. In fact, I think I'll have another.
**drink**
2007-11-02 11:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am not sure that MOST christians do not believe in evolution. That is a very easy catch all phrase and it makes it easier to classify by using the term most based on your personal experience. I followed this for almost 50 years and I do not believe that most Christians totally through out evolution
2016-04-02 01:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can answer that you will certainly win a Nobel prize. and how come sporks are always plastic, never metal?
2007-11-02 12:01:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought sporks came from trowels?
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2007-11-02 12:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Mutations
2007-11-02 12:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋