2007-11-02 11:23:21 · 21 answers · asked by Page 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yahoo wanted me to post this on air travel!!!!! LMAO
2007-11-02 11:23:47 · update #1
Rove is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deal with it!
Thanks
2007-11-02 11:24:15 · update #2
Karl is a neocon!!! BUT not sweet Rove)lol
2007-11-02 11:30:04 · update #3
Donna:
He might be able to Google and find some decent options)
2007-11-02 11:31:16 · update #4
flutterbypurr:
I hope he makes to Jerusalem!! Loads of people are waiting for him.
He is probably pondering the futility of life)lol
2007-11-02 11:33:54 · update #5
Jesus just got deported back to Mexico as of this evening. He was picked up at the local day labor site by federal ICE agents posing as contractors. Ole!
Wait a sec...you mean Jesus (Geez Us), not Jesus (Hay Suess)?
Well, THAT Jesus just went aboard the mothership to be "at one with" Xenu.
2007-11-02 14:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but he's stopped in the security checkpoint.
After the whole 9/11 thing, the country went ballistic with national security.
They've stopped him at the security check; apparently those nails in his hands have set off the alarms..
2007-11-02 13:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is one toke over the line and had booked a flight back on the Red Eye, but both pilots fell asleep, so they barely landed safely. Next time he'll be walkin walkin walkin to Missouri. He can't afford to fly.
2007-11-02 11:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is in heaven in his original body. Since humans will not age in heven, Jesus will be back in his same age when Angeles took him to heaven.
No any flight comes from heaven.
Angeles of God will bring him back.
2007-11-02 12:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by majeed3245 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not with you? I thought you were supposed to look after him? Oh, right, I remember now, sorry...It was my turn. Last I saw Him was before those Vodka Slammers, somewhere...I remember we had a good time, though! Do you think He'll be O.K.?
2007-11-02 11:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Right now, he is with God and is preparing a place for us. When he "books a flight back" there will be no doubt that he is here and who he is.
2007-11-02 11:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Suen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Before he came here to earth and lived as a human he used to like in heaven, bieng here on earth he helped people then he died and resurrected and went back to heaven and now he lives back there with his father Jehovah and the angels and has been living there for a very very long time. Have some respect.
2007-11-02 11:27:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
If he used travelocity, that would make sense why he hasn't been seen in 2000 years.
2007-11-02 11:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesusmyth has already come and gone.
jesusmyth is born... first coming
jesusmyth is resurrected.... second coming.
All the christians missed it... sorry!!!
2007-11-02 11:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by bluesagedragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is in my heart.
I don't know if he is coming back there.
You have to have faith first and then he will be there.
Hey, You want to share those Vodka slammers next time?
2007-11-02 11:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tigger 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋