Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know
that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell.
She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
Keep smiling
Jen x
2007-11-02 10:25:35 · 17 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ohhh ... I do apologise... *DUCT* tape... (some people cant help themselves... can they lmao)
2007-11-02 10:41:52 · update #1
Great one !!!!!!!!
even with the little side fact that
perhaps he SHOULD have actually used DUCK tape
if she had ducked perhaps she could have enjoyed removing the tape instead of getting kicked
2007-11-02 16:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by genntri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
poor girl I hope she's ok
and it actually was originally called "Duck Tape"
do a google search and it should show up
but since it's mostly used for "Duct work" now
it's generally called "Duct Tape"
cheers
2007-11-02 10:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 11:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha aint heard that one ow should think that would hurt pullin the tape off why duck tape an not d**k tape haha
2007-11-02 10:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUCT tape
2007-11-02 10:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but it IS duct tape and not duck tape...
2007-11-02 10:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao very funny
2007-11-02 10:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by -Son of the devil- 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-11-02 10:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! Good one! I needed a laff 2day!
2007-11-02 10:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 10:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋