Funny stories!
2007-11-02 10:19:15 · 26 answers · asked by Alexis Q 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Other - Skin & Body
Mine was going to the beach last year with my friends. Had a couple of drinks on the way and was going to burst when we finally parked. I ended up peeing between the two car doors with my friend holding up a towel to shield me.
2007-11-02 10:20:24 · update #1
Yeah well this is way worse. I left my friend's house in San Pedro which is about an hour away from my house. I didn't realize I had to pee until I was almost to the freeway, I thought maybe I could make it....
Only I had a couple beers earlier and it got worse and worse. Eventually I knew I had to go bad so I pulled off the freeway, it was really late at night. It was a really bad neighborhood somewhere in Hawthorne or something like that, all the gas stations and stores had bars on their windows and no restrooms. At this point I knew I couldn't even walk, so I drove down streets looking for somewhere I could just stop and piss on the sidewalk or something. Only there seemed to be like gangs on every corner, hanging out in front, whistling at me.
I had no desire to be butt-raped and killed so I got back on the freeway.
I wanted to cry, I started feeling sick so I pulled over to the side of the freeway and was about to get out only people were honking and ish so I got back in.
I really got all frantic by this point, so I looked in the backseat and there was a blanket there so I put it underneath my butt and started peeing into the blanket while driving on the freeway. Then I pulled over and threw it out the door.
I was so pro though that I didn't get any on myself or my car, but ti was probably the most retarded thing that has ever happened to me.
2007-11-02 10:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Gena 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had to pee in a bottle for months coz I often went to live with my gf and the house owner didn't know (she was living there as a paying guest). I had to go up to the attic and pee in a half cut Aquafina bottle every night coz that's the only time I couldn't use the loo for fear of being caught...
Don't ask me how I survived... the things we have to do for love.....
2007-11-05 07:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Cocubloo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
fishing with the guys. I really had to go and we were on the boat in the middle of the lake. I held on as long as I could before I started to pee off the side of the boat LOL. Cheeks were smiling at everyone LOL. The people caught more than fish that day. They caught a peek of my a**LOL.
2007-11-02 10:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by shellnpepe 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My wife, who is a bit of an exhibitionist anyway, had to go at a beach in back of a hotel in Mazatlan one time. She just sat down on top of the seawall, pulled her bathing suit to the side, and peed down the seawall.
2007-11-02 10:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Paul in San Diego 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In an amusement park parking lot. I had to go really bad and my friends did the same as yours. There were four of them and each one got on the four sidesof me holding a jacket up. Bad memories!!!:@
2007-11-02 10:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by jonasbros1010 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! This wasn't me. But my friend needed to pee so bad and it sucked because we were stuck in traffic. She didn't care if people saw her so she jumped out of the car, ran into the middle of both freeways where there is grass and just went.
2007-11-02 10:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Brigit B 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I went to the lake with my boyfriend and a lot of our friends were there, but I really had to pee and I didn't want them to know I was peeing in the lake. So, he let me sit on his lap in the water and I peed on him. Hahaha he still gives me crap about it!
2007-11-02 10:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ellie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
me &my sister`s were out just left the pub 2 go home couldnt hold it any more so went down a ally_way droped are nicks half way through peein 2 lads walked from round the corner and said hello girls feel better,ive never pulled my nicks up so quick my sis couldnt stop peein she was laughing that much
2007-11-02 10:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by emma850666 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My little sister whos 8 had to poop bad. We were outside Safeway, but in our car waiting for our parents. I was bored(a teenager needs her laugh) so I said go outside. Omg! She did. She squatted in the bushes(for decoration) and took a dump. Everyone pushing carts knew exactly what she was doing. hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that was this summer at my summer home in alaska.
2007-11-02 10:25:56 · answer #9 · answered by Joey Crawford is love 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Behind a tree. My hubby told me, he'd go down the path, and watch to see if anyone was coming...well, he didn't! A couple came down the path, and I was in the middle of peeing! I pulled my panties up, and peed in them! Then I ran at my hubby, and hit him with a stick! I had to go home in wet undies, and he was laughing all the way, he said he forgot to watch, because he was looking at a duck!
2007-11-02 10:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋