the stress tet - can you pass it?

Question

just to be clear,it's not mine I took it from the web

Now, be honest, scroll slowly. Don't cheat and read the answers
before
answering the questions first.

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use
it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
non-loss of intelligence.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made
your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.




1. What do you put in a toaster?
















Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"get up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World
However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?






















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
why are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question
4.


4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall,Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO

The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack
in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
man's land"?






















Answer: You don't bury survivors.



If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you
said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive

You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
























Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!



Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than
you

Answer 1

ah.... yes....

thx for finding this, ill be sure to pass it on to as many idiots i know... *cough cough* :) jk of course, but ill pass it on to as many people i know ^^

it's good to see a challenge ;) it's refreshingly out of the ordinary, makes me work my brain a little now and then instead of sugar which is good...

Answer 2

As a senior citizen, I take a satisfactory deal of delight in telling you that I responded ALL of the questions effectively--no dishonest, no watching forward, no lie! I particularly preferred it, on the grounds that I feel that many of the historic coots that I realize would possibly not be ready to do as good as I. I can rarely stay up for an possibility to supply them the experiment (I'm assuming that you will not brain if I borrow it.) Granny

Answer 3

1)Bread, English Muffins, pop-tarts.
silk,silk,silk,silk,silk.
2) S-I-L-K
Cows drink water.

Did I pass?
Sincerely,
Catnip-Carla (42yrs. YOUNG.)

Answer 4

I thought a baby cow drinks its mommy's milk? That's why the mommy has milk... LOL...

I'm a senior citizen? Hmmm, not bad!

Answer 5

This is the best stress test ever!!! You get a star from me. I honestly am a senior citizen. Does that mean I get my social security check now!

Answer 6

1) ...uh bread...=D
2) *gasp* I read the question wrong lol...to be honest the first word that came into mind was milk...
NooooooooooOoOOoOoOoOo~ aww I I knew the answer next question too...
What's auto world? a car magazine?
Well...I gotsa go put ice on my overheated brain now ^^

Answer 7

that was kinda dumb, and cows do drink milk, they drink water as well, but also milk

Answer 8

dude i must be an idiot because i thought cows drank milk...lol...at least i'm honest

Answer 9

the bus drivers name is...

Answer 10

COOL"!
passed the test!!!!



with flying colours.................






















AND A FLYING LAPTOP!!!!!!!!

LOL!
kiddin!
got em all ryte!!! COOOOOOL!!!!





my secret was ..............................