Here's a the joke (is it funny or not?):
George W. Bush, Laura Bush, and Dick Cheney are flying in an airplane somewhere over the US. Mr. Bush says: "I'm so rich, I can throw a hundred dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy." Mr. Cheney says: " Well, I'm so rich, I can throw 10 ten dollar bills out the window and make 10 people happy." Mrs. Bush says: "Well, I'm so rich, I can throw 100 one dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy." Then the pilot says: "Well, I can throw the 3 of you out the window and make all of America happy."
So, funny or not?
2007-11-02 09:15:36 · 56 answers · asked by Jessica 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay- half of america instead of all!
2007-11-02 11:13:27 · update #1
HA HA HA! Very funny!
2007-11-02 09:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's funny, cause it's true.
It reminds me of this joke I heard at the bar the other night :
(Apologies in advance, I'm terrible with jokes.)
So, George W. Bush is in a meeting with the head of the US Army, talking about the day's progress in Iraq. Bush was told "Oh, it wasn't that bad, the only casualties today were two Brazilian soldiers". The president puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing. When he looks around and sees the confused looks on his colleagues' faces, he starts storming around the room, screaming, "Do you people have any IDEA how many MILLIONS are in 2 brazillion?!"
Ba-dum-ching.
Corny, I know. But I got a laugh out of it.
2007-11-02 09:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by [we're all mad here] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-02 13:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear, don't listen to the people who said this joke isn't funny, or that "you suck". They simply don't have a sense of humor, or are simply far too “patriotic” to see past their large noses. I enjoyed your joke immensely. Right now with the war going on, I feel that is how most of America feels about our so called leaders. Anyway wonderful joke, and if you made it yourself, you’ve got quite a talent. Bravo!
2007-11-02 09:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by theoriginalbabybrat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really funny.
In most of the countries of the world, the same story is told with changes in the characters.
2007-11-03 00:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Kishan W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definetly funny!
2007-11-02 09:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny as :
If Clinton, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Murtha were in a boat and the boat was sinking who would be saved?
Answer-THE COUNTRY
2007-11-02 09:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Nvr2soon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not but its no a bad thing 2 do 2 bush fire george lol well dnt no wot way u head is if it is on binlaiden well.......cavemane.............same as sadman.......were was he..Or he was in the hole.......BUT DID THE TWIN TOWERS LOL..................WELL IF HE DID HE NEEDED 2HIDE IS SELF IN A CASTLE LOL TWIN TOWERS DOWING DOWN IN 3 MINS ORRRRRRRRRRRR SORRY IT WASNT....... IT WAS ABOUT 4MINS....WELL IF ANY OF THEM 2 DID TH tt....they didnt hide in castles..................so were dith money go 2...............ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IT WAIN TH TWINE TOWERS<<<<<<<<
2007-11-02 09:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by jay l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's ok but I was looking for a monetary punchline like "how about I throw the three of you out for a buck fifty"
2007-11-02 09:19:28 · answer #9 · answered by funkybass4ever! 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think it's funny but I doubt that the three "victims" would think so-------------9/10
2007-11-02 09:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Undecided.
2007-11-02 09:19:48 · answer #11 · answered by "max J" 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋