I work in a dealership and i don't want to break anything but I want it to be hillarious! 10 points to the best!
2007-11-02 08:59:48 · 6 answers · asked by Tony_cipriani 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get one of the employees who is somewhat vulnerable and give them a message they are to call Dick Kutter. Look up the phone number and write it on the message for a local vasectomy center.
2007-11-02 09:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Nvr2soon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you guys work off commission?? I would have a friend call and act like they wanted to make an appt and was willing to come in and put 10,000 cash down and act like they were coming in at 7pm and then have one of the guys look stupid as hell looking out the window and waiting for them. Then the next day you should come into work bragging be like hey bro as soon as you left those people came in i made a great deal and get to keep all the commission...That is funny
2007-11-02 09:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by kelly c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so you know those cards that play music when you open them. Well you need to get one of those cards and take out the sound part. Attach it to someones desk drawer. When they open it up it will start playing.
Or go to a gag shop and get some fake poop, take this poop and put it on the bathroom floor or in someones office. But, once when I did this, they picked up the poop and broke it in half. Hmmmm? Good Luck!
2007-11-02 09:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put sum thing sticky on the inside of the bath room handle, so when sum1 tries to open it the get a handfull of sticky mess!!
2007-11-02 09:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by green eyed irish girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put their stuff in Jell-O!
2007-11-02 09:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoopie cushion. always great
2007-11-02 09:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋