Intro
Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
It is so big
She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
But...you know...Who understands those preacher boys
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean her Bible...it's just so big
I can't believe it's so huge
Uggh! It gross!
Look, she's just so...righteous
Verse 1
I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJVAnd a book mark in Proverbs
You get stokedGot her name engraved
So you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley
I saw her praying
While I was DJing
She got grace...pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place
I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book
So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book
Chorus
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
2007-11-02 08:28:21 · 9 answers · asked by Moonlit Hemlock 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://thisbroccolimustdie.blogspot.com/2006/05/baby-got-book.html
Rest of the lyrics there ^
What do you think?
2007-11-02 08:29:18 · update #1
Magely, they already call me blasphemer.. I'm not Christian. I just thought this was funny.
2007-11-02 08:33:41 · update #2
This is the best evidence of God ever.
2007-11-02 08:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It incredibly relies upon. At bedtime, while his father is interpreting and that i'm feeding him, we are able to each so often get by using 4-5 short books in a row. as quickly as we are sitting on the floor for the duration of the day, we each and every so often won't be in a position to get greater beneficial than an internet site or 2. he's 13 months old.
2016-11-10 01:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes
2007-11-02 08:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, but the fun-dies don't have a sense of humor usually...they will call you a blasphemer
2007-11-02 08:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I saw a video of the song on GodTube. It was pretty clever.
2007-11-02 08:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by txofficer2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching it on YouTube... has made me giggle. I really don't care if its talking about the Bible or not.
2007-11-02 08:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by We're all mad here. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any attempt to humorize that song ceased being funny about...ten years ago.
2007-11-02 08:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by David V 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no but thats really cool! i like that idea. whoever wrote it is very clever. thanks 4 sharing!!! ~xox
2007-11-03 05:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by Erin Elaine. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I enjoyed that!
2007-11-02 08:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by deztructshun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋