An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing
was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the
couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but
might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them
remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and
his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You
had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you
will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that
down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a
plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said
angrily:
"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
2007-11-02 08:07:51 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is very funny. Thanks for sharing lol
2007-11-02 08:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO!!! That was good! Senility is alive and 80!!! LOL
2007-11-02 11:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha thats funny!!!
2007-11-02 08:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 08:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers it got me laughing.!!!
2007-11-02 08:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thnx
2007-11-02 09:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that made my day a little better!
2007-11-02 08:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by jayjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2016-04-02 00:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a riot! lol.
2007-11-02 12:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good joke :)
2007-11-02 08:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by hyper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did like that lolol *
2007-11-02 09:39:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋