An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house
in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady
opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs
inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning
this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned
on yet."
2007-11-02 07:56:01 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes! lol.
2007-11-02 13:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-04-02 00:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 ha's
2007-11-02 08:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes especially when they spend 2 hours tinging to sell you a Kirby and the you get the same hoover out the cu bard and say "what like this one"
2007-11-02 08:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by ray c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 10
2007-11-02 08:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny in an odd way!
2007-11-02 08:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After all that and no electricity. hahahaha funny
2007-11-02 07:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, the punchline is too forced.
2007-11-02 07:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny, not hallarious, but it made me smile.
2007-11-02 08:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by teragolightly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.thanx for the recycling.still funny hehe *4U
2007-11-02 09:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-11-02 07:59:03 · answer #11 · answered by ashley f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋