2007-11-02 07:32:06 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh - is THAT what they mean by "eating the flesh of Christ"?? (lol)
2007-11-02 07:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may, but not in this lifetime and probably not the religious experience you would hope for.
You are being sacrilegious and probably offending God. Is that really what you want? Even if I were an agnostic, I would want God on my side just in case. As it is, I believe in God and try not to go out of my way to offend Him. I am sure I offend God enough without trying to do so.
2007-11-02 07:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Pat K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if you choke on it, that will probably be pretty moving, and good luck with that. If you could, write a letter from hell telling me all about your religious experience.
2007-11-02 07:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by 2ndammendmentsupporter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might. But I wouldn't lick the cookie first, Jesus might be offended.
2007-11-02 07:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmm.....cookie
2007-11-02 07:35:11 · answer #5 · answered by Luv My Babies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know what Jesus looked like?
I hope your cooking is better than your Bible history!
2007-11-02 07:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Don 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what Jesus's shape was?
2007-11-02 07:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kathryn P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, but its just showing some deep ignorance of something you know not and still fond on touching on it. I think it is necessary you learn a little about truth on the Christian faith base on the truth in the Christian Bible.
You seem to know on the basis of misinformation and wrong representation of something you don't bother to know first before you touch because almost all those responding on your Q is really laughing inside them. Though not necessarily all are truly knowledgeable the intrinsic truth related to the word or name you are mentioning...
...first must you understand that Jesus is not religion.
...right, some... whom responded that how do you know the shape of Jesus........DO YOU KNOW THERE IS NO TRUE AND REAL PICTURE OF JESUS CHRIST EVER TAKEN, ACTUAL PORTRAIT, OR DRAWN FROM HIS ACTUAL LIFE ON EARTH....ARE YOU REFERRING YOUR IMAGE OF JESUS BASED ON PICTURES YOU SEE AROUND? They are just mere artist imaginations, no single true basis....HULA lang!
SO I could safely say YOU ARE IGNORANT OF THE WRITTEN WORDS DESCRIBING JESUS IN THE BIBLE OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH...AND STILL FOND OF TALKING OF SOMETHING OF THAT YOU ARE IGNORANT OF.
....FOR ME ITS A SHAMEFUL ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE TALKING OF SOMETHING I WAS MADE TO KNOW OF MY IGNORANCE...AND I WILL STRONGLY URGE MY SELF TO HUMBLE AND MAKE UP OF MY SHAME.
I advise you to read the Bible first, and gain knowledge though you may not believe what you read at least you will not be laughing stock by the global audience of this Yahoo7 Answers. Specially if you touch on something you are not of authority to indulge in.
Do you know that in the Bible, it is shame for a man to have long hair, to strictly follow Christ Law? And the picture you might have in your image of Christ is based on the pictures you see around with long hairs? So it may mean you have belief on something you are not sure of. For me I will be shameful for it.
Like wise do you know that long hair for ladies is more admirable to God of the Christian Faith. All of such are well versed in the Bible. Ask me why, search it...
Do you know what is the complexion of Jesus Christ? When He set his foot on this earth?
If you can answer, then go on make your day.
I just want to remind you, you are free to do your will, but definitely, certain time will come...whatever you do...your will SHALL NOT BE DONE, AND THE WILL OF THE GOD OF THE CHRISTIAN BELIEVERS SHALL SURELY BE DONE AGAINST YOUR WILL....THOUGH YOU CRIED OUT LOUD TILL YOUR LAST BREATHE NO GOD OF CHRISTIANS NOR ALLAH OF MUSLIM shall hear your voice asking for mercy...grace shall be out of reach by those who don't respect His Name....enjoy....Gud day.
2007-11-02 09:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by johnny N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only when it comes out the other end!
2007-11-02 07:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good one! Is it a "sin" to eat Jesus? HAHA!
2007-11-02 07:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋