LOL! That's GREAT!
of course, my dad never punished me for an eternity....it just felt like it
2007-11-02 07:06:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Actually you almost have it here, I'll tell you why:
God is like a father to us, and as a good father he must set rules and limitations while still loving us and trying to make our lives wonderful.
As someone who set limitations, he must punish us, but he is loving so he is saving us from the punishment he has to give us. He paid our price for us, like if your father pays your speeding ticket (only somewhat like this).
So, for the unsaved, it is like, ohhh your gonna be in trouble...
but for the saved, we can rest easy in the fact that he has already paid our price, we are no longer enslaved by sin, but we are free in him.
2007-11-02 07:11:32
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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No sh!t sherlock. Poppa loves all his chilluns, nevertheless he has plans to treat a select minority of them to ice cream, while the rest are taken out behind the barn and beaten mercilessly for all eternity.
2007-11-02 10:08:16
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answered by Anonymous
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lmao Those are the golden words that made us kids quake in our shoes. It is so obvious that it was missed. Thanks. You guys, I swear, you make me feel so stupid sometimes. lol It is the essence of all things Xian.
2007-11-02 10:06:08
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answered by Anonymous
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No. Actually, The lord's coming to pick us up and take us home.
2007-11-02 07:10:16
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answered by modrealist 2
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Ha! It is, and he should be reported to social services!
2007-11-02 07:57:28
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answered by Anonymous
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I honestly never thought of it in those terms..but you are full-out correct!!
2007-11-02 07:08:35
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answered by FallenAngel© 7
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You've solved the mystery of god with Universal pants! Pure genius!
2007-11-02 07:06:28
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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If I had a dollar for every time my mom told me that, I wouldn't have huge student loan debts.
2007-11-02 07:06:49
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answered by cliche_guevara9 2
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No, the essence of Christianity is Love God, Love Man.
2007-11-02 07:05:59
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answer #10
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answered by PROBLEM 7
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