2007-11-02 06:31:10 · 13 answers · asked by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bake your cake using human excrement
Ezekiel 4:12
Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel."
Bake your cake using cow manure instead of human excrement.
Ezekiel 4:15
"Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement."
Taste was taken literally.
2007-11-02 06:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Iconoclast 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God provides ridiculously detailed instructions for the ritualistic sacrifice of animals. The burning of their dead bodies smells great to God. Eleven times in two chapters God says that they are to him a "sweet savour."
"Take away the stone," he said. "But, Lord," said Martha, the sister of the dead man, "by this time there is a bad odor, for he has been there four days."
John 11:38-40
This is the plague with which the LORD will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
Zechariah 14:11-13
If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding.
Leviticus 12:4-6
"I sent plagues among you as I did to Egypt. I killed your young men with the sword, along with your captured horses. I filled your nostrils with the stench of your camps, yet you have not returned to me," declares the LORD.
Amos 4:9-11
2007-11-02 06:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ezekiel 23:20.
2007-11-02 06:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one.. although for some reason it makes me laugh..
Ecclesiasticus 25:23-24
And there is no anger above the anger of a woman. It will be more agreeable to abide with a lion and a dragon, than to dwell with a wicked woman.
The wickedness of a woman changeth her face: and she darkeneth her countenance as a bear: and sheweth it like sackcloth.
2007-11-02 06:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not verse, but chapter. Judges 19 is in pretty poor taste.
2007-11-02 06:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I like the one in the first chapter of Leviticus where it tells you to burn your sacrifices because God likes the "sweet savior" of it.
Liking the smell of burning goat flesh is certainly bad taste.
2007-11-02 06:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That book has no credible sources in it. I would rather reference a Garfield comic strip. At least Garfield is topical.
2007-11-02 06:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by gopher646 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Malachi 2:3. I'm not a fan of poop on my face.
2007-11-02 06:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by 雅威的烤面包机 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read the entire book revelation...very very bad taste.
2007-11-02 06:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by tyler durden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would an atheist reference the bible at all??
2007-11-02 06:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by s1lvermidnight 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋