at Talladega, going 200+mph, going 3 wide into the corner with 2 other great NASCAR drivers, going for the lead,..... and suddenly...right in front of you...there appeared to be a BIG RED NOSE...out of nowhere...
Would you run it over? or would you let one of the other two leaders hit it for you? Describe the action...
Go Jr.>>>>
2007-11-02 05:59:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Hint: Bizz hit it right on the nose! LOL (attached to the face of our resident.......instigator!)
2007-11-02 06:48:23 · update #1
jmfehoff: you're my new hero...you have a way with words!
2007-11-02 06:49:49 · update #2
If you're referring to our favorite board troll, I'd do it this way.
I'd have all 43 drivers get into a single file line, and have EVERY one of us hit it.
2007-11-02 06:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by Bizz 3 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Run it over, win the race , do the burn out on it then back the hauler over it a few times. Or I just leave it to JPM, Kyle Busch, or Hamlin to take it out. slccmm, Nascar cars do hit 200+ mph on certain tracks in fact on Daytona and Talladega the cars are restricted to keep them below that. Besides who'd want to hit anything with an F1 or Indy Car anyway they'd come apart like a paper suit in the washing machine.
2007-11-02 18:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by Wedge_Antilles_72 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well at that speed if it were anyone but "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" they would be cleanded off the grill on the next pitstop.
And if it is the pain in the axx that is screwing this site then it would be a racing deal to "bump" it out of the way.
2007-11-02 14:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by blakree 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Straight through, Baby. Let it bounce off my splitter, right in front of Juan (he'd hit it too, of course...) let the rest of the rookies have a whack at it......it'd be like Red-Nose-Pinball. Last guy in line gets to punt it over the grandstand & out of the track.
Vote me best answer, so I can get to level Five.....
2007-11-03 14:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by schizophreniabeatsdiningalone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well assuming that one of those others are dale jr i'd run overr the nose ram the other driver and let jr win .. hehe
2007-11-02 19:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Junior Nate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's easy... it's right in front of me... and unavoidable... I would have to mash down on the accelerator pedal and hope that the impact would cause this object to fly clear off the track so as to avoid the caution flag from coming out, and hope the impact would do minimal damage to the front end... we are just talking about a big red nose, right?
2007-11-02 13:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by Steve T 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
...He would definitely find out what the drivers do when they have to relieve themselves. I'd spin all 43 cars out trying to get to him. Then I'd yank that big red ball off it's nose and use it for an antenna ball on my "personal" vehicle.
...Then when that "Speech Pathologist" girl of his said something I'd do the same to her big red nose.
...Get it Marko?
2007-11-02 19:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Tina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd pull a Dale Sr...get outta my way, that red nose would be smashed forever, never to be seen again, and did a major burn out as I won the race....
2007-11-02 14:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Go Team Penske 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did u put this in NASCAR?? NASCAR only goes like 175 mph!!!!!! Open wheel is the only major racing sport that goes 200+. Should of put this under Indy or F1
2007-11-03 16:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
apparently someones answer was deleted, so I will tell ya what I would do, pedal to the metal straight on through the blasted red nose, take no mercy and no prisoners, get it done and head for the checkers...
2007-11-02 15:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would make NASCAR history and drive into one of the noses nostrils.
2007-11-03 15:52:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋