Who's a friend to the King of all the monkey's?
Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?
Who's the buddy of the Bible Quoting Aardvark?
Who's the chum of the cat inside your mouth?
He is a cow! It's Mooby Cow!
Oh sweet Bovine, our lives to you we vow!
We want him now! That Mooby Cow!
'Cause we're all soldiers in the Mooby Troops, Ka-Pow!
Oh we'll all have some loverly adventures
with Surly and the Pat-Pat Monkey King!
And with Enoch and Little Eddie Dentures!
We'll put smiles on the grumpies as we sing!
About that cow! Mooby the Cow!
Who only moos when we beg and scream and shout!
Master of Tao! Mooby the Cow!
With only sacred enlightenedness allowed!
2007-11-02 05:50:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I guess "Surly" is the duck who won't fly south,
"Enoch" is the bible quoting aardvark,
"Eddie Dentures" is the cat inside your mouth,
and of course "Mooby" is the golden calf...
brilliant premise...
2007-11-02 05:59:29 · update #1
"dude, this tastes like p!ss and flies"
2007-11-02 06:01:21 · update #2
i loved the movie dogma...i didn't know there was a song. lol
bb
2007-11-02 06:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mooby The Golden Calf
2016-11-12 00:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by apley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but the last time I had a Mooby burger it tasted like it had flies in it, and someone took a wizz in the pop.
Yeech.
2007-11-02 06:00:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ah! The Time Warp. It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Whoa! I don't need to read that again. Mooove over and let Mooby dance!
2007-11-02 05:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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It's more of a mist. BQ: A gold bar
2016-04-10 17:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of burnt offerings would Mooby like? Obviously not the fattened calf! That'd be sick and wrong!
2007-11-02 05:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I love cows
2007-11-02 05:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow, this looks like a cult, kinda reminds me of some other religion i'm not mentioning...
but then it also looks a whole lot like mickey mouse...i'm suprized he wasn't sued for that....
2007-11-02 06:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you can get Bob to sing it.
2007-11-02 06:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have SEEN the LIGHT!
Well slap my backside and call me converted!
2007-11-02 05:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋