9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to be the siren.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he’d look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him “Judge Dredd”, and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He talk to himself. Half of him is the “good cop”, and the other half is the “bad cop”.
5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his relationship troubles.
2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!
2007-11-02 05:15:46 · 14 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha lm laffing my bits off here, it seems the americans dont like it, perhaps they'd change the tune if they knew it came off an american site
2007-11-02 05:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jeez you're getting some uncalled for criticism aren't you?
I laughed at Number 8 the most because as a teen I used to wear for awhile my dog's dog collar until I started to smell like a dog.
2007-11-02 13:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
10. He becomes unusually silent
2007-11-02 12:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry, but this may be the singularly most unfunny thing I have ever read. Dreadful stuff
2007-11-02 12:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by dave w 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Good one.
2007-11-02 13:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I wouldn't make comedy your career. Stick with your day job.
2007-11-02 12:30:12 · answer #6 · answered by ☆ღWifey Wifeyღ☆ 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 13:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well, we have all better club together and send him on a holiday.
2007-11-02 18:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats so cr4ppy
dont go into stand-up cos i think you will starve
2007-11-02 12:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
well i thought it was funny
2007-11-03 13:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋