A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying b@stard!"
"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.
The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
"I''ve lived next to that lying b@stard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!"
2007-11-02 05:01:20 · 10 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 06:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The English version was funnier, but this American one loses a lot in the translation. At least, I THINK that must be the explanation ! ! !
2007-11-02 12:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by minefelloff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite funny! But so true! LOL! Have u got any more?
2007-11-02 12:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soubds like my neighbours, they wouldnt give me the flu if they had it.
2007-11-02 12:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is a good joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers, got me laughing here.!!
2007-11-02 13:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol.
2007-11-02 12:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-11-02 12:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so bad!
2007-11-02 12:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by golden rider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-11-02 14:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by chrisnchristy0928 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
2007-11-02 12:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋