**cries**
how did he get over it?
2007-11-02 04:49:21 · 11 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris almost was heartbroken, once. Just as he felt it coming on he simply ripped his chest open with his bare hands, yanked out his heart and dared it to break!
No one & nothing messes with Chuck Norris, not even his own body parts!
2007-11-02 12:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck was heartbroken when millions accepted Jesus as their personal lord and savior. And he still hasn't gotten over it. He is willing that they should repent and return to him, but will not violate their free will.
Chuck Norris is so Good! *loves Chuck*
2007-11-02 11:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is impossible to break the heart of the immortal Chuck Norris.
2007-11-02 11:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
2007-11-02 11:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, by Bruce Lee when he pulled his chest hair, somehow the hair is connected to his heart.....After all it's Chuck Norris.
:-p
2007-11-02 11:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by MoRmEx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Chuck has a collect of hearts that I confiscated from my victims... and all of them are still in working order.
In fact they beat in unison
2007-11-02 16:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I´m not sure, it´s not our duty neither concern to us know it;
But this is what i know that God doesn´t force us neither kill anyone, as the law of Exodus 20 says: "you shall not kill" and that same law is the expresion of His own character so He delight in doing that law which is in His heart, and the law ain´t restrictions but promises as a enlightened writter wrote.
So if God doesn´t kill and that what is in Exodus 20 are promises so we´re to posses it by faith, and also be even as our Father which is in heaven is perfect: Matt. 5:48
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2007-11-02 12:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck can make leather into steel.
2007-11-02 11:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He is a man sweetie. His heart can never be broken because that requires feelings.
2007-11-02 11:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
obsessed much?
2007-11-02 11:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by mariposa 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋