whats the best thing to say b4 you fart like (have you ever been to the windy city) or (would you like a visit from the air force?)
2007-11-02 04:36:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
or you could just hold your fart in and not be a five letter swear word? wat word is it?
2007-11-02 04:43:22 · update #1
A friend of mine says: Let the music play...
His fart makes a LOT of noise!
2007-11-02 04:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again? --a fart!
i know something that goes through our pants without making a hole..i just had one!
2007-11-02 04:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You Better Keep me away from any flames."
"You know, one time I had to spend 15 years in jail....for air pollution."
"Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!"
"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please"
eHH :]] funny
2007-11-02 04:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Devin E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like "would you like a visit from the air force"...LOL
2007-11-02 07:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's b-i-t-c-h, and that guy really needs a sense of humor.
I'd say: did you hear about the shift in intercontinental tradewinds
other person: what?
me: poof!
2007-11-02 05:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here comes the car with the bad smell smoke!!!
2007-11-02 04:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by Lhein_07 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OR u could just hold ur **** in and not be a *****
2007-11-02 04:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fire in the Hole!!!
2007-11-02 06:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by somerled_1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooh sh*t
2007-11-02 04:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋