I got a pet dog a few months ago and im just starting to get to know him better and notice how hot he is. I want to ask my pet out but im afraid of rejection how should i go about doing this?
2007-11-02 04:34:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dogs are total sluts for treats. Give him a few scooby snacks and he'll be all over you.
2007-11-02 04:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great answer Ultrvio!
The only way is to get him to let down his defences is to get him drunk. Go out & buy him a few martinis. Or if it's a fat, homely dog & you don't want to be seen out with it, just pour vodka into his water at home.
I wouldn't worry about rejection too much tho, only you & he will know what happened (psst...dogs can't talk)
Good luck. Would you do it doggie style?
2007-11-02 04:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by james c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first look for signs that your dog really likes you.
Does he wag his tail in a special way when you're around?
Try to get your attention and then look away (this could happen if your dog's shy)?
Do his other dog friends pay attention when you're around (he could have told them about you!)?
Does he come rushing up to you when you're around?
If so, it's time to ask your dog out!
Does he whine and scratch at the door?
If so, take your dog out right now!
However, make sure you ask around first and make sure that he hasn't been sneaking around with another owner. Trust me, you don't want to have to deal with a cheating dog!
2007-11-02 04:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jane T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every dog likes a bone - or a trip in the car.
2007-11-02 04:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Amy R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow. If I was a therapist, I would tell you that you need higher help than me. Haha pretty funny though. I just hope your kidding.
2007-11-02 04:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Tay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring him a heart shaped box of milkbones and have jerky in your pocket.....there you go. You will be rolling in the grass on your backs in no time.
2007-11-02 04:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Answer Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure your head is straight first before asking him, he might be freaked out at how crazy you are.
2007-11-02 04:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by 11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should probably take him to dinner first, maybe some kibbles & bits, or purina...then a movie like old yeller and maybe share a bowl of water.... his little lipstick-like penis will be ready for ya then you sick f*ck!
2007-11-02 04:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew (Go STEELERS!) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I just rubbed mine's belly in the right spot-- worked! Oh man did it work.
2007-11-02 04:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by nmarie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this supposed to be a real question? Sounds kind of sick to me.
2007-11-02 04:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by Diane 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋