Why is he redhead?
so he didn't evolve from monkeys?
I know that he didn't come out of an egg like a bird.
**scratching head** I'm confused
2007-11-02 04:33:57 · 12 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
orangutans evolved from Chuck Norris, that's why they have red hair
2007-11-02 15:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, both Chuck Norris and the Orangutans evolved from a common ancestor -- the Orangutans more so.
2007-11-02 04:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by battleship potemkin AM 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're question assumes that Chuck Norris evolved.
2007-11-02 05:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by chasm81 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, he sure didn't!
EVERYTHING evolved from Chuck Norris! Makes you wonder about evolution, huh!?!
2007-11-02 12:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
2007-11-02 04:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is no evolution; only a list of creatures that Chuck allows to survive.
2007-11-02 04:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Chuck didn't evolve.
THE CHUCK HAS ALWAYS BEEN
2007-11-02 09:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nobody evolved from anything. That false theory has been so throroughly disproved it's just sad at this point.
2007-11-02 04:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by Hate Boy! 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
No, despite what he looks like.
2007-11-02 04:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
[gasp] you chuck norris lover you......
2007-11-02 04:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by Kat 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋