Hope you don't mind my stealing your idea for this question, (((Tragic Typos)))
2007-11-02 04:33:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-11-02 04:37:09 · update #1
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2007-11-02 05:24:59 · update #2
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2007-11-02 10:34:36 · update #3
Who's Tragic Typos?
2007-11-02 05:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by MR TT, VT enthusiast 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wisdom from Arnold Rimmer:
eventh Day Advent Hop-ists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service, then hop back home again. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare - we all had to wear sou'westers and asbestos underpants. You see, they took the Bible literally - Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13: "Faith, Hop and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop."
2007-11-02 05:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the Bible also says, "Thou shalt not kill." And in the case of some of my neighbors over the years, that's been the only way to do both of those things!
2007-11-02 04:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You seem to be Tragically Walking Funny.
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2007-11-02 05:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dearie,
Someone else staked out this territory a long time ago!!
Don't be cutting in on my action!
Of course one should lend a hand, when friends request it, as they relocate. It's only neighborly!
Have a nice day!
2007-11-02 04:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
id like to move my neighbors the ones who live downstairs from me the mother is always with a beer in her hand yelling at her kids and they break bottles and crap in the gangway and they always play the same eminem song over and over really loud
2007-11-02 04:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Bible says love thy neighbour but Islam says your faith is not complete unless your neighbour is happy with you.The rights of neighbour are emphasised that he must get all care, love and affection.
2007-11-02 04:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by shahinsaifullah2006 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got some neighbors I would like to move.
2007-11-02 04:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
First i'd project the "bible depending" area, because they're "Watchtower depending". 2d, i'd project WHY they're coming to my door, because, in accordance to Watchtower theology, they might want to paintings for his or her salvation. 0.33, i might want to no longer enable them in my living house, which first John prohibits we believers in Jesus Christ from doing, or greet them because they're spreading doctrines of demons. 0.33, i'd ask them to call on the call of Jesus Christ to be kept. They by no skill would attempt this, even in spite of the indisputable fact that the recent testomony obviously tells us to attempt this to be kept. by technique of that factor they're in a lot of cases on their thanks to the subsequent living house to spread their Watchtower doctrines. They besmirch the call of Jehovah, the Bible, the call of Jesus Christ, and are examples of folk perishing with a range of the "bible" of their palms. What a pity!
2016-10-23 06:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that it instructed us to love our neighbors. Don't know much about moving them though.
2007-11-02 04:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by Blue 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋