I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls
and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Silly woman..........why else would I buy dog food?? LOL
2007-11-02 03:33:37 · 42 answers · asked by vlf126 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ive said this before.. why those of you that said that they have heard it before even bother to answer with silly answers when millions havent that like it and give reasonable to great answers... GIVE US ALL A BREAK AND GROW UP..enjoy the 2 points
2007-11-02 08:01:19 · update #1
Out of all the great answers below only 1 can be picked as best answer most of you deserve a star but there can only be one and this goes to SMUDGEWARD read his answer it also sounds true and made me laugh even more..Best answer goes to you..Regards
2007-11-02 22:23:05 · update #2
Hey, that story is upsetting to those of us who have been hit by cars whilst licking our balls in the road for legitimate reasons...
2007-11-02 05:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! I'd never heard that, thanks!
Know the one about a poodle and a great dane in the vet's waiting room? The Dane asks the poodle "why are you here?" and the poodle says he's going to be castrated because he tried to couple with his owner the night before. The Dance nods understandingly and says "Oh I understand completely. Last night my owner bent over the washbasin to brush her teeth and she was wearing this short little nightie...I couldn't resist, I just pounced on her!" and the poodle's face falls and he exclaims "Oh! So you're here to be castrated too, then!". The Great Dane lifts a paw, examines his nails and says "Oh no, I'm here for my manicure"
2007-11-02 04:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by wendy r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yer some people are so gullible or am I gullible for believing you because I do,the same as one person who I was shopping with once change the sticker on a leg of lamb for a liver sticker which cost about £1.20 did he really think the cashier was going to fall for that one,I was so embarrassed the leg of lamb was £14.99,well she spotted it,I could of died..MEN,haha good luck with your diet,haha
2007-11-02 03:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by kimble 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so freaking hilarious...is that true....OMG that is too funny to make up! Star for you, but I wish I could give you more than just one. That one deserves a 100.
2007-11-02 04:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh sugar!!! I've been on it for four weeks. Already broken two teeth but not lost any weight. Can't believe I've been conned intae another fad diet that disnae work. Thanks fur posting the question, I'll stick tae eating less fur noo.
2007-11-02 05:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT!!! i am indeed of the female variety but if i'd been in the supermarket when you said that i too would of been in hospital needing treatment for my sides splitting.
2007-11-02 03:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a long time ago but it is funny
2007-11-02 04:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-02 03:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny. People do ask silly questions.
2007-11-02 03:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was just a way to start a conversation with you. You basically acted like a total *** and embarassed the woman. Sorry, my opinion.
2007-11-02 03:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋