Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull.
Annoyed, teacher demands, "Can't your father do that?" Little farm boy thinks for a moment: replies, "Well, sure... but the bull can do it better."
2007-11-02 03:05:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i like it lmao
2007-11-02 03:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by dennis747 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live at the absolute edge of rural America where that joke is more likely a true story. Up here in Maine, a 12 year old virgin is a girl who can't run faster than her 13 year old brother, or a boy who is slower than most small farm animals.
2007-11-02 03:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
12/10!
2007-11-02 03:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sons first day of 1st grade. the instructor placed him on the incorrect bus coming abode. for 2 a million/2 hours i became a worried ruin. the college did no longer have a thank you to touch the bus driving force. I in no way opt for to pass by using that back. That became the greater severe feeling interior the international.
2016-11-10 01:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive got a better one....farm boy comes into class carring a cat. the teacher asks why he brought a cat to school. the farm boy replies" well i heard my dad tell mom 'when those kids leave im gonna eat that pussy"
2007-11-02 03:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by track_girl_42 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And the teacher says, "I'll give your father a piece of my mind"
2007-11-02 03:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i totally agree lmao
2007-11-02 03:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-02 04:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like it
2007-11-02 03:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by *~Ãya~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ok cute :)
2007-11-02 03:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋