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There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."

2007-11-02 00:03:45 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10

2007-11-02 07:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

Funny

2007-11-02 03:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not as funny as the Dr Cohen joke. But probably less anti-semitic. Hey, did you know that when Cardinal George Pell walks anywhere he doesn't swing his arms? It's kinda like an Irish dance without the rhythm.

2007-11-02 00:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0 1

meaning at the priest ? they is many alternative options personally i like the one where this happans : he says if you commit adultery i quit so the priest commits adultery and he quits lmao

2007-11-02 00:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

WHOahaha!! Poor priest.. Hahaha!!

2007-11-02 00:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by YAHOO ANSWERER 5 · 0 1

Extraordinary! (except, of course, from the point of view of the Mayor)

2007-11-02 00:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hehe, yeah, that was moderately funny :) I give it 7 out of 10

2007-11-02 00:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by Horsetamer77 3 · 0 2

haha 10 stars

2007-11-02 00:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by jbroxx 1 · 0 1

poor guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star

2007-11-02 01:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Moderately it is funny

2007-11-02 00:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by chaitra s 3 · 0 1

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