10 Things in Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
2007-11-01 22:27:07 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very hilarious,lol,lol,lol, 10/10 and *.
I loved them very much,thnx.
2007-11-01 22:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about....
I've had this same old bag for years.
shaving off 3 strokes a hole
Been shooting better since I washed my balls
first...get a firm grip on the shaft.....
get it lined up and whack "er" hard
Never played this hole before
We need one more for a foursome
by the time I reach the 19th hole, I need a drink
The best man is the one who scores the least
I shoot better if I don't move a muscle....lol
How's that for ten too??? :0
Keep on smil'n....Yuke
2007-11-01 23:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by yukoneze 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 23:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is very funny and I'm not a golfer. The only redeeming quality of golf is that they encourage you to drink and drive!!!!
2007-11-01 22:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the eleventh...........
why such a long distance between 2 holes?
the twelfth........
while u go from a hole to hole, some body carries your stick!
the thirteenth...........
why this game of ball-n-hole in city only & not in village? b coz every city has an outskirt.
the fourteenth.......
hit hard if hole is far away, hit gently when hole is quite close.
2007-11-01 23:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!! I used to play golf all of the time. Never thought about that!!
2007-11-01 23:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that were absolutely hilarious ill keep inmind not to say any of them when i play golf next
2007-11-01 22:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one haha thanx
2007-11-02 01:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are really funny but i never thought of the terms before but thank you for sharing them i will be laughing all day now thinking of them thanks for brightening my day up for me, have a star on my behalf :O)
2007-11-01 22:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Deb S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one yes its funny
2007-11-01 22:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by kalsikum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋