Young Tommy walks into bathroom. He catches Mom in the shower. She is washing between her legs. Tommy notes blood. Mom, mom you are bleeding. She panics and tries to hide herself feeling ashamed. What happened?
Mom what happened he asks! Damn she thinks how do I explain to a youngster. Oh she said without thought. Dad got to close with the car, and the wing mirror caught and cut me. Woah shouted Tommy what a good shot he cut your ***** off!
2007-11-01
19:39:02
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