Is there any scriptural basis for this statement?
2007-11-01 17:44:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then me and my princess shall be happy, for only happy people ask chuck norris jokes...
2007-11-01 17:52:34 · update #1
I'll bet it is JUST AS EFFECTIVE as any other prayer.
2007-11-01 17:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha! i might pray for Godzilla, reason Chuck might kick his ****! lol basically to your guidance..(interpreting off my t-blouse); If Chuck Norris is previous due, time greater perfect sluggish the ffff down. while the boogey guy is going to sleep each and each night, he exams the closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night gentle, because of fact the dark is terrified of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris as quickly as visited the Virgin Islands. they're now called the Islands. Chuck Norris lost his virginity beforehand his dad did. If beforehand each and everything you do no longer prevail, you're patently no longer Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
2017-01-04 17:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Fotomama, this is really inspiring.
Doctors ask everything to Chuck Norris, they are just like Chuck Norris assistant or something like that. If you are really ill and you never get to feel better and you die is because Chuck Norris erased your name from the list of creatures that he allows to live.... if you are really ill and you survive, Chuck Norris is giving you another chance. Doctors are just like a telephone between sick people and CHUCK NORRIS
2007-11-02 21:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just when did Chuck Norris become a god? I know I can't find his name in the bible nowhere and it sure ain't in the Wiccan Reed anyplace.
2007-11-01 17:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, are you gay,it was decided earlier that only gay people ask chuck norris questions you know.
2007-11-01 17:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah its in the book of Bullshitians.
2007-11-01 17:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Geologist 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not to my knowledge, but I'm sure that Love Yahoo will find it inspiring! :)
2007-11-01 17:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2007-11-01 17:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by bobanalyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-01 17:49:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋