Jeffrey Dahmer repented, so have plenty of murderers. They'll be sitting across the table from you at the heavenly "all you can eat" buffet".
I on the other hand will be roommates with Gandhi and the Dali Lama in Hell. We're planning a party, lots of beer, lots of drunken philosophy and good times. Since most every Japanese person is going to Hell because they're Buddhist, I guess we'll be eating tons of the best sushi too!
Anyone want to come?
2007-11-01 17:43:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No thanks. You are right though. If Dahmer truly repented then he will be in Heaven. I hope he did truly become a Christian. I would not wish Hell on anyone. Hell is a horrible place and I do not want anyone to go there. We choose whether or not we go to Hell. It is our choice. God made it so we can go to Heaven. He gave us a way to avoid Hell. We just have to choose to follow Jesus. If you choose not to follow Jesus then you choose Hell.
2007-11-01 17:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bible warrior 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
It highly unlikely Dahmer repented. During his stay in prison, he got into a squabble and told the inmate something about eating him. The other inmates knew who he was, too. He was found dead. He was most likely fearing for his life when they came into his cell.
2007-11-01 17:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sidereal Hand 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me once...if you dont like the ppl you are surrounded by in church then you prob wont enjoy heaven either. Makes alot of sense, huh? I would personally love to smoke a bowl with Gandhi.
2007-11-01 17:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by starryeyed75 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
goat you need to know the truth. There's not even a drop of water in hell, no party, no food. Come on over to the side that gets the banquet!!
2007-11-01 17:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by winkcat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
~Hmmm tempting... Not to mention the fact that I'd have all of eternity to sleep off the hangover....
2007-11-01 18:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by BitterSweetDrama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
“The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty and create mercy.”
--Terry Pratchett, Witches abroad
2007-11-01 17:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by KC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think I'll go with you, Kiddo. Save me a seat.
2007-11-01 17:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by penny d 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gee, thanks for the offer, but I prefer to be with Christ. I think being with Him, and not having to eat raw fish is the better option.
2007-11-01 17:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sincerely Hope to see you there!
2007-11-01 17:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by God's Fountain Pen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can't I just stay dead?
2007-11-01 17:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋