I was at some kinda haunted house thing yesterday... And there was this quadraplegic with a body paralyzed from the neck down and he was like 20ish and his mom dressed him up a donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles and he had like green camo paint on his face and he had like an assisted breathing machine attached to his wheelchair and i laughed so hard i fell on my slushie and i couldn't breathe for like a good minute or two. His body had like muscle atrophy and they got this clown to come over and wave at him and the clown was like dying of laughter. This loser who seriously, it was a 18+ haunted house thing to go to had this HUGE booth that said "MAGIC TRICKS" and i felt kinda sorry for him because seriously... I see him at toronto conventions with NO ONE looking at his stuff. But the clowns like chuckling and dude... He was all crooked and in a wheel chair dressed like DONATELLO!!! Am i a bad person? Would you have laughed too? seriously... jesus christ that was the funniest!!
2007-11-01 17:10:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably.
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2007-11-01 17:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your not going to hell, but you really should pray for a little more discipline and self control. that having been said, they way you told it (aside from punctuation) adaquitly conveyed how amusing you found it, and I have to admit a chuckle from my mental image. So I need a dose of my own medicine. Seriously, though, get involved in a local organization that works with handicapped kids, if you really feel that you need to make reparations. even if only for a day
2007-11-01 17:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you are a bad person, but you are not the only one. Everybody who has ever lived, except Jesus Christ, is a bad person. It is not what we do that sends us to hell; it is what we DON'T do.
If we refuse the offer of salvation from Christ we go to hell. Simple as that.
2007-11-01 17:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Molly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hell is a choice we make... Believe in God, accept Jesus as lord, repent of sins or.... yep Hell!
23 minutes
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=648563944666093503
As for me... I like the Jesus option!
http://www.90minutesinheaven.com/
http://www.haventoday.com/prevbroadcast/1367
http://www.haventoday.com/prevbroadcast/1368
2007-11-01 17:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Pilgrim in the land of the lost 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol nice question. I wish you'd separate your sentences into paragraphs though. Makes it easier to read
2007-11-01 17:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell Jesus your sorry and don't do it again. And ask God to help you be a better person.
(dang, I already go a thumbs down)
2007-11-01 17:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by The Rock & Roll Doctor 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are one mishap away from being in his shoes.
You're a jackass.
2007-11-01 17:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lucky for you, there is no hell. Otherwise you'd be going there for sure.
2007-11-01 17:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
All you need now is a hand basket!
2007-11-01 17:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by thirddownman 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why ask a question.
2007-11-01 17:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by God is love. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋