It tells me "Your search returned no results".
2007-11-01 16:05:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What is wrong with this program? ;)
2007-11-01 16:05:34 · update #1
Uhh, I'm using Google EARTH, not Google SEARCH Erinyes... Two entirely different things...
2007-11-01 16:29:24 · update #2
That's all the proof I need, heaven doesn't exist. Here's your star, go search for something that does exist like a leprechaun.
2007-11-01 16:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by STAR POWER=) 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but intelligence has informed GWB, that Heaven is in the possible possession of weapons of mass destruction.
( apparently some bureaucrat read the Old Testament ) .
So in a covert operation troops have been moved in to remove
this imminent threat to the U.S.A..
They have not found anything ( YET!!), only a grey old man sitting on a throne, he has been deposed and information about
his upcoming fair trial and execution will be forthcoming.
In the meantime any information about the kingdom of Heaven, has been blanked out from the internet to prevent
"unpatriotic" actions and comments from the people.
2007-11-02 00:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try Google Universe.
2007-11-01 17:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shhh, I'll tel you a secret: they use a secret code for Heaven, at Google Earth. Try searching for Brazil :)
2007-11-01 23:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because it's called Google Earth. email google and tell them to add a program called Google Heaven. you might even be able to find God's Throne, then!
2007-11-01 16:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by <>< captivated 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try Stellarium. Google Earth deals with the Earth.
2007-11-01 16:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't know...it worked for me. ( of course I was smart enough to just google it without restrictions)
Yes I realized that...hence the comment about the restrictions...what you are trying to do is like trying to make ice cream in a microwave...use the proper program and then you get the information.
2007-11-01 16:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get to Heaven you gotta' go through a little Hell!
Try Googling "Pittsburg" :)
2007-11-01 16:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Woah they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
Perhaps you are searching in the wrong state
2007-11-02 04:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe Google Earth is an atheist.
2007-11-01 16:15:50 · answer #10 · answered by baywatch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋