Doesn't it scare you, even just a little, that you're gonna have to face the Mighty Emperor Penguin anyway? Don't you think it's safer to love and worship him now?
2007-11-01 15:49:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, the real god is CUD. You better start chewing it before you have the face the Sacred Holy Cow and she shall pass judgment upon a non chewer!
2007-11-01 15:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I would never deny Cod or the Penguin Trinity. Cod bless you all.
BB
2007-11-01 22:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Fool, submit now to His Glorious Truth of Arrrr! The long spaghetti arm of His Noodly Appendage, most glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster requires that you wear full pirate garment as a sign of His Most Glutenous submission.
rAmen.
2007-11-01 22:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by smileysal1981 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I believe in COD... my ancestors lived on Cape Cod... Have you even tasted the Salt COD? That is a religious experience.
2007-11-02 07:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about nominal membership,where I just pay for a membership card and that's the end of it? Just as an insurance type of thing. Sound ok? I'm good for a ten-spot.
2007-11-01 22:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't deny COD! There is COD in the sea! Granted i don't like it and don't eat it because i can't eat seafood. But i don't deny COD exists!
2007-11-01 22:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Klingon Atheist 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure some atheists are fish eaters - not all deny cod.
2007-11-01 22:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Now wait just a minute! Cod exists and I like it!
2007-11-01 22:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
they don't know that they risk eternal torment of being stuffed forever into a can of sardines, drowning forever in fish oil. eeww
2007-11-02 00:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, of course not. Usually we are sorry after the damage is done.God offers opportunity ,lets take it know.Later my be too late.
2007-11-01 23:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by MiMoSa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋