what's so interesting about the guy seriously speaking?
2007-11-01 15:03:08 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sioux, O I C
2007-11-01 15:13:41 · update #1
Kay, wandering minds want to know! LOL
2007-11-01 15:15:17 · update #2
we are christains, and my husband watches
chuck every day.. I have wondered myself???
but, his show TEXAS rangers, he is a good
guy and they make reference to the bible,
use Jesus's name in some of the shows.
He is a BORN AGAIN CHRISTAIN and he and
his wife speak on christain talkshows.
they have the spirit and do the LORDS work
2007-11-01 15:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by sioux † 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Need I say more...
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-11-01 15:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by L L 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
10 reasons to like chuck norris
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2007-11-01 15:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Maybe too Many Roundhouse Kicks to The Cranium have rendered some people incapable of Thinking Straight. But then again Maybe the Chuckster does have an Effect of people that way.
2007-11-01 15:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by conundrum 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nicely, it rather is incredibly a trick question by way of fact rather none human beings might nicely be killed. / Jesus is Jesus. Buddha is Buddha. / Chuck Norris made a take care of God. / and that i, for sure, made a take care of the devil. / (seems down and to her precise) i myself could've theory-approximately a greater perfect thank you to purchase this gown. / (back on the computing device) yet there it fairly is. / yet in terms of who could win by way of fact all and sundry else is so sick and uninterested in the soreness? (closes her eyes and mouths "Me!", ending with a teethy smile) / My powers are better than that of those pansies. / And if i'm incorrect, might God strike me down precise no... (a superimposed blue lightning strikes looks from above, hitting me) / (after a short flash of sunshine and thunder sound result, no person is on show screen for some seconds; finally, me returns from show screen precise) i'm back. I in simple terms could sell Narnia some greater. (she holds up the e book) / so because it rather is super. no longer in basic terms am I working for the devil now, i'm additionally working for God.
2016-10-03 03:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by tews 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I like Chuck Norris..he's been thru a lot, and done a lot. But now there's some funny stuff about how tough he is coming out...lol If you look around you'll see what I mean. Or check one of my lastest answers. hehe
2007-11-01 15:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WHAT ???? how dare you blaspheme like that. Chuck Norris is the only person who can e-mail a roundhouse kick, so I wouldn't sit too close to your monitor, if you know what I mean.
2007-11-01 15:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by going postal 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Seriously speaking , Chuck Norris is a God Slayer!!! He is sexy as sin!! and he makes a great fatherly figure and not to mention a role model for young and old alike!!!
2007-11-01 15:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by wiserat36 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think it is actually just one person with several different accounts who uses all their daily questions asking about Chuck Norris.
Perhaps they regard him as a god. Hey -- not my thing. But religions have to get made somewhere, so why not Y!A's.
2007-11-01 15:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because the power of Chuck compels me.
2007-11-01 15:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋