This one attorney says, 'my client was found on the scene of the crime at the jewlery store. Now I'm saying that my client wasn't the one who stole the jewlery, my client's HAND stole the jewels. Now i suggest that my client's hand should stay in jail, not my client.'
Then the judge says, 'Fine then. The criminals HAND is sentenced to five years in jail.'
Then the client/criminal goes in front of the judge and says, 'thank you so much for this misunderstandment.'
Then he takes of his prosthetic arm and walks out.
2007-11-01 14:29:40 · 13 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha thats a cracker can just picture the judges face when he hands out the sentance........... very good liked it
2007-11-01 23:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 22:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!!
2007-11-01 21:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's sssooo very funny,here have a star.xxxx
2007-11-01 21:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 did you make it up? it's good!!!
2007-11-01 22:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That would leave them speechless.
2007-11-01 21:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!!!!
Thank you for the laugh.
2007-11-01 21:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky guy.
2007-11-01 21:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really? FUNNY!
2007-11-01 21:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-11-01 21:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by SultryLocust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋