Goldilocks climbed in a window!
2007-11-01 14:20:39 · 20 answers · asked by jack 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the same reason why the big bad wolf blew the pigs house down.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-11-01 14:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Daddy Bear had just bought this super duper new alarm system from a company called Wolf at the Door. The alarm was supposed to go off and an operative from the company would have investigated, but due to problems with staff, (that whole Red Riding Hood scandal) the company's operations had to be suspended while they vetted all their employees. So it was that Goldilocks broke in, stole food and caused criminal damage before Mr. Bear saw her off the premises.
2007-11-01 14:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Heralda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daddy Bear didn't lock the house because, if YOU were a burglar with any brains, would YOU break in a bear's house?
2007-11-01 15:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz the Berenstain Bears were coming over and Daddy said they could make themselves at home.
2007-11-01 14:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by "Johns" 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you worry about locking your house if you lived in the middle of nowhere where nobody's at? He didn't, I wouldn't either. Who knew a golden haired, female burglar would be in the woods that day?! LOL
2007-11-01 14:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kitkat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he's a BEAR! Can you imagine fumbling with a key using 2 bear paws?!
2007-11-01 14:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by worldinspector 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he lost the keys and wouldn't be able to get back in if he did lock the house.
2007-11-01 14:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He totally did, but goldilocks picked that thing with her hair pin. YEAH!!!!
2007-11-01 14:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didn't know she came through the damn window. my mommy always told me she came through the damn door. What the.......are you saying dude! Do you want me to kick you in the knee! she came through the door, you liar! Why are you saying this about my best friend! hahahahahahaha just messing with you! Ask a dumb question get a really dumb answer!
2007-11-01 15:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad Memory.
2007-11-01 14:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because bears don't have anything you'd want to steal. Why bother.
2007-11-01 15:57:39 · answer #11 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋