A man is kissing a woman on her lips and suddenly her lips start bleeding. The man asks, "Why are your lips bleeding, did i bite them?" She replies, "No. im just havin my period."
A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you having then?"
Man replies, "Gimme 12 shots of rum, 5 tequilas and a cup of coffee"
The man gulps them down as fast as he can make them and lights up a cigarette.
"So whats the occassion?" asks the bartender.
"Just had my first blo job" replies the man.
"Really how was it?" replies the bartender.
Man replied, "Not too bad but i can still taste it!"
2007-11-01 12:39:05 · 17 answers · asked by Bubbles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 07:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny
10/10
2007-11-02 04:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 19:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G R O S S with a capital GRO--. Hope you get better soon!
2007-11-01 20:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok... joke 1 kinda weird... so is joke 2... but aleast i GET joke 2
2007-11-01 19:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-11-02 08:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha. eewwww
lol
2007-11-01 20:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha dirty cow. i'm gonna chuck! i wasnt expecting that.
2007-11-01 19:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eugh...but good!
2007-11-01 19:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by studentmum2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny thanks for the laugh.xxxx
2007-11-01 21:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋